What's up everyone I interview the drummer of HKFY and tells me the history of the band and his other band Tittyfucker. Here is the interview enjoy
State your name and what band do you play in?
I’m just a shithead and I have a band called “Sean Connery Cucks You”
How you doing?
Chillen ‘n’ killen 24/7
How Did you get into punk?
Hands down,I can honestly say , after Avril Lavigne was unfurled into the masses, I bought a tie, and started fucking on the floor, and listening to “Sk8er Boi” on repeat. For the record , by fucking on the floor, I mean masturbating with my polar fleece Hunch Back of Norte Dame blanket akin to a “Fifi”. Google “prison fifi urban dictionary” if that sounds foreign to you.
How did you start playing drums?
Literally banging my hands on a desk with pencils instead of doing my 8th grade homework to songs on the radio. 8 years later, I was the king of pretending I watched a shitty local band’s set and asking to borrow their entire drums and cymbals, until I would finally but myself a drumset.
How did you get in the band Tittyfuckers?
That vocalist is my childhood friend and neighbor. We were 20, looked good naked, and liked grindcore, and it seemed like a good idea during a drive to a show in an Astrovan full of filipino lesbians.
How did you guys get the name?
I was at a restaurant called “Hong Kong Noodle 69” getting some food, and regretfully said, “Your wonton soup is cold and bland”. I then requested “anything else”. So they sent another dish, and it was a plate with a note on it that said “Hong Kong only Fuck You”. I decided it was a message from God, but, if God was that guy’s talking dog in “Summer of Sam”. Or was that movie called “I am Sam” ? Whatever. I’ve only actually watched one of those movies.
If you meant to ask for Tittyfucker, I was just obsessed with that word. One day, we were simply driving to a show in an Astro van full of fellow Filipino lesbians, and we (me and my neighbor) were talking about how we should start a grindviolence band and call it Tittyfucker, and how the first song could be called “Helen Keller Hardcore” because, it all just sounded like an utterly bullshit great idea. We wrote music with the use of onomatopoeias on the rest of that drive, and played our first show that night . The set was 1 minute long. It was what we call “cringe af” these days but there was definitely 1 fan made that day. I think I just gave you an unnecessarily long answer to that.
I know from videos I would see you guys strip down... How did that idea happen?
Well, like I said, we looked good naked. We’d be at parties , just walking around naked to troll people like we didn’t even notice we were naked. That’s no exaggeration. There was also more than one of us doing that, and one of those people were capable of playing guitar, so, I suggested she join our band. She was hesitant, because she wasn’t used to playing something “heavy”. I told her she only needed “one finger” to play in dropped tuning, and taught her how to palm mute. From there we just Tittyfucked the Westcoast scene after that. That sounds like bullshit, but I assure you, Maury detected that THAT was a goddamn fact.
How long was Tittyfucker a band?
Once we were a somewhat functional trio? Not even a year . If we count the day in van full of Filipino Lesbians - maybe 1 year and 300 days to make a specifically rough estimate.
After you were in Hong Kong Fuck You?
Short answer is, “p much”.
What was the beginning lineup?
For HKFY, just me and one bassist, who died from a rare lung infection caused from an addiction to Jenkem and I guess literally “sucking at life.”
How did HKFY start?
Some dipshit said “wanna play fast?” and I said, “arre, pendejo, Just don’t die from sucking at life, and a rare lung infection induced by Jenkem”, and the rest lead up to what it has evolved into today.
What are the influences for both bands?
Lil Jon, the Porn Hub drum beat, and the sound of Rambo screaming whisky spraying an AK47.
Any future projects or releases?
Yes... things I cannot reveal quite yet! Very excited.
Any shoutouts you want to give?
Sure.
Azzy, if you’re reading this , I don’t recommend being a “sub-genre” musician. Do your rudiments, and tell your mom I said, “ligma”.
Also, to Tommy Wilson -
Suck one.
https://hongkongfuckyou.bandcamp.com/
Thanks for your time.
HKTY & FTP
How you doing?
Chillen ‘n’ killen 24/7
How Did you get into punk?
Hands down,I can honestly say , after Avril Lavigne was unfurled into the masses, I bought a tie, and started fucking on the floor, and listening to “Sk8er Boi” on repeat. For the record , by fucking on the floor, I mean masturbating with my polar fleece Hunch Back of Norte Dame blanket akin to a “Fifi”. Google “prison fifi urban dictionary” if that sounds foreign to you.
How did you start playing drums?
Literally banging my hands on a desk with pencils instead of doing my 8th grade homework to songs on the radio. 8 years later, I was the king of pretending I watched a shitty local band’s set and asking to borrow their entire drums and cymbals, until I would finally but myself a drumset.
How did you get in the band Tittyfuckers?
That vocalist is my childhood friend and neighbor. We were 20, looked good naked, and liked grindcore, and it seemed like a good idea during a drive to a show in an Astrovan full of filipino lesbians.
How did you guys get the name?
I was at a restaurant called “Hong Kong Noodle 69” getting some food, and regretfully said, “Your wonton soup is cold and bland”. I then requested “anything else”. So they sent another dish, and it was a plate with a note on it that said “Hong Kong only Fuck You”. I decided it was a message from God, but, if God was that guy’s talking dog in “Summer of Sam”. Or was that movie called “I am Sam” ? Whatever. I’ve only actually watched one of those movies.
If you meant to ask for Tittyfucker, I was just obsessed with that word. One day, we were simply driving to a show in an Astro van full of fellow Filipino lesbians, and we (me and my neighbor) were talking about how we should start a grindviolence band and call it Tittyfucker, and how the first song could be called “Helen Keller Hardcore” because, it all just sounded like an utterly bullshit great idea. We wrote music with the use of onomatopoeias on the rest of that drive, and played our first show that night . The set was 1 minute long. It was what we call “cringe af” these days but there was definitely 1 fan made that day. I think I just gave you an unnecessarily long answer to that.
I know from videos I would see you guys strip down... How did that idea happen?
Well, like I said, we looked good naked. We’d be at parties , just walking around naked to troll people like we didn’t even notice we were naked. That’s no exaggeration. There was also more than one of us doing that, and one of those people were capable of playing guitar, so, I suggested she join our band. She was hesitant, because she wasn’t used to playing something “heavy”. I told her she only needed “one finger” to play in dropped tuning, and taught her how to palm mute. From there we just Tittyfucked the Westcoast scene after that. That sounds like bullshit, but I assure you, Maury detected that THAT was a goddamn fact.
How long was Tittyfucker a band?
Once we were a somewhat functional trio? Not even a year . If we count the day in van full of Filipino Lesbians - maybe 1 year and 300 days to make a specifically rough estimate.
After you were in Hong Kong Fuck You?
Short answer is, “p much”.
What was the beginning lineup?
For HKFY, just me and one bassist, who died from a rare lung infection caused from an addiction to Jenkem and I guess literally “sucking at life.”
How did HKFY start?
Some dipshit said “wanna play fast?” and I said, “arre, pendejo, Just don’t die from sucking at life, and a rare lung infection induced by Jenkem”, and the rest lead up to what it has evolved into today.
What are the influences for both bands?
Lil Jon, the Porn Hub drum beat, and the sound of Rambo screaming whisky spraying an AK47.
Any future projects or releases?
Yes... things I cannot reveal quite yet! Very excited.
Any shoutouts you want to give?
Sure.
Azzy, if you’re reading this , I don’t recommend being a “sub-genre” musician. Do your rudiments, and tell your mom I said, “ligma”.
Also, to Tommy Wilson -
Suck one.
https://hongkongfuckyou.bandcamp.com/
Thanks for your time.
HKTY & FTP
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